• March 5th, 2025

    Day of the Week 🗓️: Wednesday

    Weather 🌡️: Rain Storm

    Moon Phase 🌙 : Waxing Crescent

    Holiday 🎇: First Day Of Lent

    On This Day 🗺️: In 1700, The Boston Massacre Takes Place.

    Mood Ring Reveal 🌈: Lawd, I’m Tied.


    I haven’t brought myself new clothes in a while. When I looked on Lane Bryant today, I concluded that there are only two seasons, summer and winter. What you wear in the summer you wear in the spring, what you wear in the winter, you wear in the fall. An executive order I have made, just as the president.

    I watched the State of The Union last night. For the first time in his nine year tenure, I paid attention to Mr. Trump. What it truly means to be an agent of chaos.

    USA! USA! USA!

    In great honor of all the coke-huffers on Capitol Hill, here is a poem for you:

    I Really Want A Cola: 

    I really want a Cola 

    A mixture of psychedelics and soda 

    The inside is schizo and polar 

    But my outsides are fizzy and sober 


    Poem Written on December 10th, 2024

    (I actually like writing joke poetry)

    God Bless America

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