Suede and Sunshade

  • March 5th, 2025

    Day of the Week 🗓️: Wednesday

    Weather 🌡️: Rain Storm

    Moon Phase 🌙 : Waxing Crescent

    Holiday 🎇: First Day Of Lent

    On This Day 🗺️: In 1700, The Boston Massacre Takes Place.

    Mood Ring Reveal 🌈: Lawd, I’m Tied.

    I haven’t brought myself new clothes in a while. When I looked on Lane Bryant today, I concluded that there are only two seasons, summer and winter. What you wear in the summer you wear in the spring, what you wear in the winter, you wear in the fall. An executive order I have made, just as the president.

    I watched the State of The Union last night. For the first time in his nine year tenure, I paid attention to Mr. Trump. What it truly means to be an agent of chaos.

    USA! USA! USA!

    In great honor of all the coke-huffers on Capitol Hill, here is a poem for you:

    I Really Want A Cola: 

    I really want a Cola 

    A mixture of psychedelics and soda 

    The inside is schizo and polar 

    But my outsides are fizzy and sober 

    Poem Written on December 10th, 2024

    (I actually like writing joke poetry)

    God Bless America

  • March 4th, 2025

    Day of the Week 🗓️: Tuesday

    Weather 🌡️: Spring is Breaking Through!!!

    Moon Phase 🌙 : Waxing Crescent 

    Holiday 🎇: Fat Tuesday

    On This Day 🗺️: In 1933, Franklin D. Roosevelt is inaugurated as the 32nd US President, pledges to pull the US out of the Depression, stating in his inaugural address “that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself”. (Fact taken from https://www.onthisday.com/)

    Funnily enough Trump’s tariffs are effective today as the plummeting stock market reflects.

    How To Bathe In The Sun: A Simple Guide For Bipedals, The Four-Legged, And Photosynthesizers Alike.

    1. Simply, rise. Open your eyes.
    2. Say in your head, “Give us this day our daily bread“.
    3. Rinse and repeat. You are safe. You are complete.

    Instruction, poem, recipe, ritual, prayer, mantra, practice, you decide. Labels truly suck, abolish your limits.

    Instruction, poem, recipe, ritual, prayer, mantra, and practice written on March 4th, 2025.

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    I love you for all time.

1 Corinthians 11:12

12 For although the first woman came from man, every other man was born from a woman, and everything comes from God.

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