Day of the Week 🗓️: Wednesday

Weather 🌡️: Rain Storm

Moon Phase 🌙 : Waxing Crescent

Holiday 🎇: First Day Of Lent

On This Day 🗺️: In 1700, The Boston Massacre Takes Place.

Mood Ring Reveal 🌈: Lawd, I’m Tied.

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I haven’t brought myself new clothes in a while. When I looked on Lane Bryant today, I concluded that there are only two seasons, summer and winter. What you wear in the summer you wear in the spring, what you wear in the winter, you wear in the fall. An executive order I have made, just as the president.

I watched the State of The Union last night. For the first time in his nine year tenure, I paid attention to Mr. Trump. What it truly means to be an agent of chaos.

USA! USA! USA!

In great honor of all the coke-huffers on Capitol Hill, here is a poem for you:

I Really Want A Cola: 

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Poem Written on December 10th, 2024

(I actually like writing joke poetry)

God Bless America